A great joke!

Here is a funny joke!



Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need topurchase a bull from the stockyard in Ft Worth so that they can breedtheir own stock. They only have $600 left.Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.
"The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decidesshe wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, noless. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister atelegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office,and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I'vebought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to ourpickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, thenadds,
"It's just 99 cents a word".Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1.00 left.She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her the word 'comfortable'".The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know thatyou want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive outhere to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just theword "comfortable?"The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'llread it very slowly .. com-for-da-bull.


Though I myself am a Blonde, I thought this was funny!

A Man's Best Friend Proof

A dog is truly mans best friend. If you don't believe me, try this experiment. Put you brother or sister in your car's trunk with your dog for a hour. Which one's happy to see you when you open the trunk?


Disclaimer: This is a joke meant to entertain, do NOT try this at home.

An Athiest in the Woods...

I thought this was REALLY funny!

An Atheist in the Woods.....

An atheist was walking through the woods, thinking to himself ......'What majestic trees' 'What powerful rivers' 'What beautiful animals' As he was walked alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look and saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him!He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!' Time stopped. The bear froze.The forest was silent.As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You denied my existence for all those years, taught others I don't exist and even credited creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?' The atheist looked directly into the light. 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?'Very well,' said the voice. The light went out, the sounds of the forest resumed, the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke: 'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'

Hope you enjoyed it!

A funny story...

Here's a joke I got out of a book. It's really funny!

A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write his sermon for the coming Sunday.
After watching his father for a few moments, he asked, "How do you know what to write?"
" Why God tells me" replied his father
"Oh" said the youngster, "then why do you keep crossing things out?"

There you go! It's really funny what comes out of the mouths of babes!

Fishy in the Toilet

Our friends, Kristie and Sam, had a deceased fish that belonged to their 4 year old son. Garrett, the boy, was understandably upset about the porcelain bowl funeral taking place. His parents were quick to assure him that his fish would be going to live in heaven with Jesus and would play with fishy friends in God's giant fish bowl. Garrett looked confused and asked them, "mommy, why does Jesus live in the toilet?".

HA!

Funny!

Here is a REALLY funny Youtube video a friend sent me!

Big Bloggy Move

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