A funny story...

Here's a joke I got out of a book. It's really funny!

A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write his sermon for the coming Sunday.
After watching his father for a few moments, he asked, "How do you know what to write?"
" Why God tells me" replied his father
"Oh" said the youngster, "then why do you keep crossing things out?"

There you go! It's really funny what comes out of the mouths of babes!

Fishy in the Toilet

Our friends, Kristie and Sam, had a deceased fish that belonged to their 4 year old son. Garrett, the boy, was understandably upset about the porcelain bowl funeral taking place. His parents were quick to assure him that his fish would be going to live in heaven with Jesus and would play with fishy friends in God's giant fish bowl. Garrett looked confused and asked them, "mommy, why does Jesus live in the toilet?".

HA!

What An Awesome Mistake!

You know somebody ain't never livin' this one down!