A Man's Best Friend Proof

A dog is truly mans best friend. If you don't believe me, try this experiment. Put you brother or sister in your car's trunk with your dog for a hour. Which one's happy to see you when you open the trunk?


Disclaimer: This is a joke meant to entertain, do NOT try this at home.

An Athiest in the Woods...

I thought this was REALLY funny!

An Atheist in the Woods.....

An atheist was walking through the woods, thinking to himself ......'What majestic trees' 'What powerful rivers' 'What beautiful animals' As he was walked alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look and saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him!He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!' Time stopped. The bear froze.The forest was silent.As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You denied my existence for all those years, taught others I don't exist and even credited creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?' The atheist looked directly into the light. 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?'Very well,' said the voice. The light went out, the sounds of the forest resumed, the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke: 'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'

Hope you enjoyed it!

A funny story...

Here's a joke I got out of a book. It's really funny!

A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write his sermon for the coming Sunday.
After watching his father for a few moments, he asked, "How do you know what to write?"
" Why God tells me" replied his father
"Oh" said the youngster, "then why do you keep crossing things out?"

There you go! It's really funny what comes out of the mouths of babes!

Fishy in the Toilet

Our friends, Kristie and Sam, had a deceased fish that belonged to their 4 year old son. Garrett, the boy, was understandably upset about the porcelain bowl funeral taking place. His parents were quick to assure him that his fish would be going to live in heaven with Jesus and would play with fishy friends in God's giant fish bowl. Garrett looked confused and asked them, "mommy, why does Jesus live in the toilet?".

HA!

Funny!

Here is a REALLY funny Youtube video a friend sent me!

Big Bloggy Move

After A Cup Of Coffee is having a big bloggy move! Just pop on over and look at everybody's new or freshly designed or recently moved blogs! There are a few giveaways, too, so make sure you go take a peek!

Today's Favorite Thing Giveaway

Today we are having a 'grand bloggy opening' giveaway!
This jean purse is made from an Old Navy skirt and is soft and ready for you to stuff full with all your shopping accessories!
Kait and mama craft these together and have fun coming up with fun ideas.

The neat thing about making a purse out of a pair of jeans or a skirt is that you get great pocket room. This purse has two front pockets, two buttoned back pockets, a hammer loop (you know, in case you don't want to have to fish around for your hammer in the bottom of your purse), and a phone/ipod pocket.
PERFECT!!!

Now, for the rules...
US and Canada residence are welcome to enter per the rules below.
Pay special attention to the closing date! You can enter twice by following the directions here by the end of the day, 2/11/08:

• Entry #1: If you run across this blog and you want to win this item just leave a comment.
• Entry #2: Link to this entry from your blog where you wrote about this giveaway and then leave a second comment with the link where you passed on this giveaway info. This entry should be SEPARATE from your first entry.

A winner will be chosen via a random number generator on 2/12/08. We will announce it on the blog as well as TRY to email the winner. I say 'try' because I often get email notices returned to me as undeliverable or the winner doesn't give a method of contact. Please make sure you check back to see if you are the winner!

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