Fishy in the Toilet

Our friends, Kristie and Sam, had a deceased fish that belonged to their 4 year old son. Garrett, the boy, was understandably upset about the porcelain bowl funeral taking place. His parents were quick to assure him that his fish would be going to live in heaven with Jesus and would play with fishy friends in God's giant fish bowl. Garrett looked confused and asked them, "mommy, why does Jesus live in the toilet?".

HA!