An Atheist in the Woods.....
An atheist was walking through the woods, thinking to himself ......'What majestic trees' 'What powerful rivers' 'What beautiful animals' As he was walked alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look and saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him!He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!' Time stopped. The bear froze.The forest was silent.As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You denied my existence for all those years, taught others I don't exist and even credited creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?' The atheist looked directly into the light. 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?'Very well,' said the voice. The light went out, the sounds of the forest resumed, the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke: 'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'
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3 comments:
Isn't that a funny story!
Natalie
wow that was a exiting story. But did that really happen?
Noah ~ No it was a joke. That did NOT really happen. Thanks for reading!
Kait
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